Dear little black goat,
Last year, you were my favourite part of the hour and a half-long drive to university. Somehow, you made something as silly as standing on a blue metal drum seem dignified and seeing you made me squeal out. But then you disappeared and semester two wasn't the same. All those winter months with no miniature goat to cheer my bleak morning. But imagine my surprise last week when, on my way to uni, I saw you standing proudly on your blue drum watching the traffic whiz by! I was so happy that in a moment of unbridled joy, I took my hands from the steering wheel and clapped, yelling out HELLO, GOAT!! Thank you for coming back, I missed you.
Yo. Psychic Bikie,
Thanks for telling me not only what I wanted to hear, but what I needed to hear.
Dear Sixteen Candles,
Thanks for being awesome. I apologise, I had forgotten. But I've watched you twice since yesterday and I can assure you that we shan't be separated again. I'm in love with Jake Ryan and I want to go to one of his parties - but only if Long Duk Dong is going to be there.